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Roaming Gnomes

Posted on 31st March 2016 at 07:45

Scappoose Police report picking up a pretty shady bunch yesterday, posting on Facebook that no fewer than 20 “roaming” lawn gnomes were recovered. Officer James Candiff put a photo up on Facebook, showing the rear seat of his cruiser filled with the gnomes. The photo is getting a lot of play as it gets around the internet, but there’s still no word yet from Cardiff as to how he got all of these gnomes. The last note from SPD is that the “miscreant gnomes” were returned to their proper owner “before they were able to cause any serious trouble.”